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burgin' blog

The burger at Clarke's Diner is absolutely terrible. A disgrace among
burgers. I should have gone to Patio Beef, which would give me twice
the burgin' quality for half the price.

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waiting for the man

the hawk is howling

I see a burning crescent sliver of something off in the distance on
the lake. I don't think it's the moon, it's only 1 am. I'll try to get
a picture but I doubt it will come out.

It's cold, windy, and the lake is pissed off.

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beach night

arf

beach day

Sir Benedict Omelette

kerosene

I'm at this hippie drum circle thing in Broadripple Park and it's
starting to occur to me that I would get a lot more ass if I could
figure out how to unselfconciously enjoy myself.

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a new low

I have achieved the impossible dream:

Last night I threw up mid-coitus. Go me.

do not want

much needed levity for all

I just heard Bring It On by Nick Cave in a Chipotle.

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mogwai - batcat

Batcat

Bernie Mac and now Isaac Hayes?

Jesus Christ shit sucks these days.

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Ever wronged someone and felt genuinely sorry about it, but then when you apologize and try to make it up to the person they just blow it back in your face? At that point everything shifts and it's the other person who sucks, not you.

So yeah, fuck those people.

My All-time Favorite Gay

Surreal Random Product of the Day

I just got a letter from Illinois Unemployment telling me that my
benefits are suspended until I have proof that I have made a 'specific
amount of wages.' Their words.

Isn't the point of unemployment to help me along until I find another
job?This had better be some sort of computer error or there will be
hell to pay, as much as any broke and powerless prole can give it to
them. I'll pay them a visit tomorrow to see if they can explain this
idiocy to me. I was fired a fucking month ago and I haven't seen penny
one from those idiots.

This is just not my (or anyone's, really) summer.

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the scourge of god

Overcome by restless loneliness, I emerged from my humid cave into the
cool night air in search of food and entertainment. This is dumb. I
have both at home.

I was a bit bummed out by the evenings' original plans falling
through, but that is not nearly as distressing to me as her reluctance
to plan for the future or to give me a raincheck. Really, for all that
women complain about me being an unreadable blank, keeping me on the
hook is laughably simple. Don't give me much besides something to look
forward to and I make for a fine and obedient servant. It's the
opposite of smothering without it being on the opposite end of the
badness spectrum. I'm very easy to psych out because I let it happen.

Please don't become another Hannah, of me falling for the older woman
who actually seems to understand me, and then her deciding very early
on that dating a younger guy with no prospects is a bad idea. All of
the evidence is pointing to that and I should really just circle the
wagons and get out the situation before I turn into a human shipwreck
for another few months.

I watched Shortbus for the first time tonight, as by previous
downloads of it just had me scanning through it for the hardcore sex
and not really focusing on the plot, which turned out to be quite
substantial and important.

Despite having eaten Morseland's 'world's best beef and cheddar' and
drank a few beers I remain in the same sour mood as before. Must be
the bluegrass. Bluegrass fucking sucks.

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At times like this I can't differentiate between all consuming despair
and being really hungry.

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bike

 

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