96th Floor

RIP

My father's boss:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/25/business/25copeland.html?ref=business

Rest in peace, you weird old bastard.

What a birthday present!

proselytization

BrianG: Welcome to Hosting Services Live Chat! How can I help you?
Visitor: Peace
Visitor: Can I ask a question?
BrianG: Certainly.
Visitor: Do you know the Islamic religion?
BrianG: Not really.
Visitor: What do you think of it?
BrianG: I have no opinion on things that I am not properly educated.
Visitor: Do you want to know ?
BrianG: Not particularly.
Visitor: go to http://www.islamweb.net/ver2/MainPage/indexe.php
BrianG: That site does not appear to be hosted by us.
Visitor: I am not speaking in terms of hosting
BrianG: I apologize sir, but my wife is Jewish, with relatives in Tel Aviv.
BrianG: I don't know how my conversion to Islam would go over with the in-laws.
Breanne: ZING!
Visitor: ho say that
Visitor: who say that
Matt: This is damn near the closest thing I've seen to Muslim Jehova's Witnesses.
Matt: Invite him inside for coffee and bacon sandwiches.
BrianG: They lost family in the Six Day War and I love Hannah very much, so I just don't want to jeopardize my marriage in that way.
BrianG: I apologize, but I now must go enjoy my midday meal of ham and alcohol.
BrianG: I wish you the best of luck in the future.