soon to be picturesque ruins

Clarification:

when I try to get you to read a book that I describe as a 'quick
read', I'm not suggesting that you are a borderline simpleton. It's
just that none of my friends have time to read because of the vast
volume of other media they dauntingly have to get through.

mobile

and don't forget the joker

Chi Guy

Sithmouse

hellbound

One of my coworkers had a miscarriage and while passing around the condolences card one of my coworkers asked 'what kind of a card do you get for something like that?' and I said 'I don't know, Garfield being sad about all the lasagna being gone?

I should work this into an FML entry.

Hostage Situation

Señor Tuxedo

As above, so below

ANNNNUUUUUUBIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!!

Onward!