together forever

Pridetastic

McVogue

stronger than a moose

Who wants to go with me to Kent?

olfactory manifestation

That elevator smelled just like my dad's aftershave.

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litterooooo

A worthy replacement for Perry Bible Fellowship, he just needs to cut down on the dialogue and it would be perfect.

I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

And people still ask me why the hell I moved here.

playing on picasso

It was a nice day out today.

submerged

If you are ever in the mood to get me something for any of the usual occasions and can't think of anything:

Amorphia Apparel

Krang Rules

That's a pretty awesome look for Shredder that I have no recollection of whatsoever.

From Reverse Cowgirl:

It greatly humbles me that I cannot return the generosity and hospitality afforded by the two of you every time I am invited into your home.

primer

The Japanese have developed assassinaton techniques, developed into a fine art.

They call them the 'ninja.'

Japanese ninja use eight main skills.

Breathing, nimbleness, the sword, the lance, the dark, gunpowder, silence, and breaking free from tight bonds.

it takes a lot to make me miss you

This Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat has a blueberry aftertaste.

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I need a hundred beers.

Exactly one hundred beers.

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ghost in the machine

George Orwell: Such, Such Were The Joys

http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/joys/english/e_joys

I found this to be great read, from an article shared by Erynn on
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